It sounds like your family had a good time. But, it’s surprising that you’ve decided to list issues that are out of our control, or are just the reality of coming to a quiet, removed location in the midst of nature.
1.Slow boat: We provide a small boat, with a new 15 horsepower engine, with a full tank of petrol, free of charge. We wish our guests to explore the river, but I’m afraid we don’t have the means to provide you with a speedboat. Water taxis can be hired from Brooklyn.
2.Ants: The property is next to the bush. There will always be ants looking to get in. We advise all guests to keep their food in containers. Before guests come, we apply ant poison, also we provided you with ant poison to use.
3.Rubbish takes 25 minutes to drop off at Gosford: Marlow is quiet and peaceful because it is far from town and city. We provided a few bins outside to store rubbish.
4.Jellyfish: Jellyfish do indeed swim in the river, and in waters all over Australia.
5.Dog eating bait: We normally do not accept pets on the property, but we accepted your booking as you said your dog was small and neat. I’m sorry to hear your dog swallowed the fishing bait. But I am not sure who you are telling to be careful – yourself as dog owners, or your dog?
I wish you the best of luck on your next holiday.