This one is particularly tough for me because I do my very best to make this feel like home. For the smoke smell, we were all there when your husband and I confirmed that there was no cigarette smell on the curtains or rugs or furniture (if a previous guest smoked in the home, the fabric would have certainly smelled of smoke) Perhaps they were smoking in front of the home? You did say that you actually have a trained nose but thats okay. The part that gets me js the essentials that you said were missing: I have stocked this home properly but if its missing things, then clearly someone took some stuff and I need to keep an eye on things after every guest stays. Overall, this is a learning review for me. Not pleased but grateful that I am getting feedback to make the next guest's expérience better.