Thank you for your feedback but I feel I need to correct some of your erroneous and misleading claims.
The bowls and plates are 100% dishwasher safe or installation of the dishwasher would be quite pointless.
By laundry, I assume you mean the washing machine, which is 100% fine and has served my family and many others with no problems. To date you haven't sent any evidence of the torn clothing, but we still welcome this.
There is no WiFi at the property and we make no claim of this. Many other guests seem to welcome this and I highly recommend a bit of a digital detox does wonders and is survivable.
You had sufficient bbq gas to cook your meals as reported by the gas delivery man. Despite we replaced all bottles first thing the next morning.
We hope nonetheless enjoyed your time at our gorgeous peaceful house. You had amazing Easter weather and the views of the water, trees and probably Melbourne in the distance, must have been quite sensational.