The couple were having an ordeal and facing challenges... They stayed 30 days for $ 461 only, or $ 16 dollars a day, with relaxed policy on the horde of friends they bring on a daily basis and she's complaining ! She was demanding five star amenities and guest services at $ 16 a day LOL :-) The Studio Suite is actually large, fully furnished and has all the amenities including a large garden patio. The shower head she is complaining about is a small issue that could be fixed, if she instructed our maintenance guy to repair it. However you don't get 24-hours 5 star attention from resort staff on long term stay arrangement at a daily rate of $ 16/day ! May I suggest the Taal Vista Lodge at $ 150/day and hopefully they can give you the quality of service your demand MJ.
Staying inside the room all day will certainly cook your brain, remember we have a clubhouse, lots of greens and walkways, games and fancy nooks you didnt seem to appreciate and these happens to be our attraction. Some guests would have been excited to see a small reptile in the patio... but you freaked out. TLP has 24 x 7 security with cameras around the unit. I hope you are not fighting with your new landlord at this time? :-)